Mine and shelbies funny convo[Was hyper]

hi...im percilla and ive been watching u from afar and i noticed u got the shit burger at mcdonalds the other day and i thought it was a good choice..i got 3 big mac combos and 2 dbl cheeseburgers..(hi my name is bobby)thats my dad he just wants to let you know that his name is bobby...anyways so u have buns of steel...that must be from the shit burgers...ive noticed uve been workin out,ur so masculin,its quite attractive actually(my name is bobby,bobby,bobby)yea thats bobby he just wants to let you know his name is bobby

8:40 PM me: g,g,g,g,g, i have a ss,stuttering pproblem, g, unit, Heyah! Im wif fiffy

8:42 PM shelbiejost: hi my name is lil jon yeeaaa we smokin the green yeeeaaa ridin aaround in da mercedies yeeeaaa gee gee geee geee gee ungee gee unit.thats right lil jja ja jaa

jon

7 minutes

8:50 PM me: The boogymans comin.. He uhm, just wanted me to tell you, that.. he finds you very attractive.. He would like to do some,, innapropriate stuff with you, he wants to go biigity bang boop bop bang, in your room under the bed, he said he might be, uhm, a little shy tho, cuz it's the first time hes actually asking first, he figured its probably time to stop being a, a, peeping tom and start doin it the right way... neways, he says that the dog didnt satisfy him, and the girl he pulled under the bed rejected him, hes sad now. he does love you. he wants you shelbie. D,dont be scared, he doesnt want to hurt you, he.would.like.to."have.fun".with.you. hah. he just wanted me to let you know.

8:51 PM He's coming :->

I like little boys

oops too much info

shelbiejost: loll i gatta goo

me: i know

54 minutes

9:50 PM shelbiejost: open your hand books...turn to page 49.....if you cant turn to page 49....turn to page seven 7 times........if i had the wings of a pork chop up to the woods i would fly id fly...and if i had the legs of a froggy up the the sky i would hopid hop .....listen no matter what dont give in stick by me no matter what she says about the money

9:51 PM me: yeahh i know...

Come read my book while i write it ? :)

shelbiejost: hold on cause im talken to someone VERY important

me: whose that?

9:52 PM shelbiejost: canttell u

its a secret

but the person is ignorin mee

:ÀÀ(

me: tell me ! Dont make me come over there!

shelbiejost: im trynna talk to aaron but he aint talken back too mee

me: :[

9:53 PM my aaron?

or sxy aaron?

Shelbie poo?

9:54 PM shelbiejost: listen here candice poopp...its ur aaron but he hates me he is ignorin me cause he dont love ,e

me

10:56 PM shelbiejost: apples

me: n bananas

shelbiejost: n cheeseccake

me: cant forget the whipping cream

shelbiejost: whipped

10:57 PM oops i inflatuted on ur legg

me: wit a cherry

oh gosh

grab a marguretta

shelbiejost: oopsie dasies

me: marjuanna cigarette

10:58 PM shelbiejost: lolli lolli lollipop

58 minutes

11:56 PM me: kay, well im gonna go to sleep now, i;ve got the boogyman waitin for me, since SOMEONE didnt live up to his expectations >:[ lol

11:57 PM shelbiejost: lol

ok im commin