1) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
2 Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
..Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
3) If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
4) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
5) Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
6) Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
7) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8) Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
9) Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
10) Can you cry under water?
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